Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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