i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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