O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You pole danced in your parka.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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