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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life

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• (310): View more from California

  dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.

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• (562): View more from California

  Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around

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• (206): View more from Washington

  No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.

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