C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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