Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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