There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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