I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
