Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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