Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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