I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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