you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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