By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
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I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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