so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
