We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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