Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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