Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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