He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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