i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Randomize
