was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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