saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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