we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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