The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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