I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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