The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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