It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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