i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
