at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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