i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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