Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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