I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
it's like iHOP with fire
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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