There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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