The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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