All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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