You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I did not marry a roomba.
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