Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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