is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
These 21 People Came Up With Hilarious Excuses For Their Hickies
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.