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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!

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  Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?

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  Knowing your life, probably not.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working

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• (415): View more from California

  I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize

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  Can I have the second place winner?

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• (915): View more from Texas

  He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke

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• (716): View more from New York

  Right now you and beer are my only friends.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?

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• (347): View more from New York

  You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian

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