soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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