just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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