Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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