Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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