im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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