I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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