You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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