i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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