I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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