Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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