she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
BRING THE BAGELS
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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