I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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