OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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