i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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