I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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