Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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