But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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