I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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