Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
wow bdsm is so cute
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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